Kids Say The Darndest Things: All Three of Them

Annika (Age 4): Mom, Dad says that the yellow light means to slow down. So why do you always go faster?

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At dinner:
Me: Ariana, what are you doing with your face over there? Why aren't you eating?
Ariana (Age 9): My uvula and my tongue are boxing. *

*Reason #546 we know that, no matter how beautiful she is, our little dork will never have a boyfriend.

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And just to make sure we don't leave anyone out, here are a few things that Acadia (Age 21 months) is saying right now:

Bob berry= strawberry
I la loo= I love you (our absolute favorite phrase right now.)
Bob bob= Spongebob
Ananana= Ariana
Lopey Loap= Soap
Ubby= Tubby or bath or shower
Meddy= Messy
Baygo= Bagel