Colby called me on the way to work the other day, "You HAVE to come downtown. There are some carazeee people here with signs and little kids and I can't even explain to you whats going on... these signs... I don't even know what they are for or against... there is a sign with stick figures... one behind the other bent over... really, it's bizarre."
Oh, stick figure @nal s*x (hoping if I disguise my words here, no pervs will find me in a stray Google search), that must have something to do with New Hampshire new law that passed 12:01 January 1: Gay marriage is legal. And of course, you would surely equate marriage with stick figure @nal s*x, right? Well, some demented people do.
Well, these particular demented people are from a church.You know *that* church in Kansas. The Baptist one. (I won't name them here, again really don't want the traffic from maniacal cult members, but to clue you in, their website is godhatesf@gs(dot)com- if that gives you any idea what type of scum we are dealing with.) This is the same "church" that goes to veterans funerals and sullies the memory of the people that fight for their rights to protest and act like assholes in public.
Yes, we were blessed with their presence for a day. They were kind enough to bring their children and stand in front of our schools.
I would presume they are opposed to gay sex. Don't they know that the quickest way to stop sex is to get married?
You have to understand that I was raised with no religion, so I have no intellectual argument for or against their beliefs... other than the fact that they are complete idiots. It is 'religions' like this that blur the lines for me between religion and cult. I mean you bring your child half way across the country to stand in freezing temperatures to hold a sign portraying sex acts or profane language. What type of parenting is that? Is there nothing in the Bible that says "Be nice. Live and let live. Raise your children to smile, play, have fun, love, eat cupcakes and pet kittens." There must be something like that.
I completely understand people having different belief systems. I am totally and 100% a peace loving girl opposed to war of any kind. Who the hell am I to tell a soldier that their belief in fighting for freedom and risking their life for this belief is wrong? I think furries are the biggest freaks of nature ever. But, hey what you do in your bedroom is your own business. I certainly don't have the inclination to stand outside the costume shop protesting you.
I just think that God is looking down on this specific group of Baptist church members and he doesn't like them one bit. And since you really likes signs... here's your sign:
Oh, and if you live in New Hampshire and want to get married, I will marry you- I am a registered ULC minister. Shhh, don't tell the morons though.
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